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Our taboo list against embarrassment at parties
We love parties! Sitting together, dancing a bit, drinking a glass of wine ... well, theoretically. Because sometimes one glass becomes two. Or three ... Which 7 embarrassments we should nevertheless resist.
Too much with the glass would not be tragic if there were not a lot of small traps lurking in there. In all. Without exception. Yes, there are women who are tipsy somehow funny, cute or even witty. We are not. We laugh too loud about our own (bad) jokes. Or tend to exuberant emotional outbursts. Embarrassing ? Oh yeah!
We actually have a taboo list for parties in the head. It means "things you should not do when you're tipsy". As soon as we get a little drunk, it becomes: "Things that you definitely have to do when you're tipsy because they're so funny!" So please now: Read through and let go! Or at least try it ...
1. Write SMS (with or without auto-correction system)
2. Discuss with sober people
3. Try to "secretly" take over the music system
4. Begin sentences with "I always wanted to tell you that"
5. Run over cobblestone with high heels
6. Call the ex
7. Dancing a choreography of Beyoncé
