Photo: RTL / William Kass
Christian Tews is our Anti-Bachelor
Breathe, girls! FINALLY, the current bachelor season is over - and Christian Tews can disappear again in the sinking (or on promo tour in all German shopping centers). A program without real emotions, naturalness and exciting finale. We know the 5 reasons why this was the bad bachelor season EVER!
1. Not even the touch of love was felt in this season! Only superficial sneaking and shy under-the-ceiling fumbling, no trace of real feelings. The emotions did not boil over Christian Tews or his beloved ones - boring!
2. The Bachelors became a BITCHelor who simply smooched all 20 girls moved into the South African luxury loft - and Christian Tews wanted them all KNUTSCHEN! The Schlabber bachelor stuck his tongue in every blonde - But we wanted emotions, not a herpes show!
3. The Proverbs of the Bachelor worked as if memorized Did the RTL team carry a teleprompter with them on every single date? The sayings of Christian Tews seemed memorized, almost read. Naturalness is really something else!
4. Never before have the candidates been so career-oriented "Jungle Camp", "Let's Dance", "The Perfect Celebrity Dinner" - The bachelor season revolving around Christian Tews turned out to be a casting show for the German Z-Promi formats television landscape. Good show, girls!
5. Because the winner was already fixed after two weeks ! After a short time we knew who won the show ... erh the heart of Christian Tews. Mama Katja babbled her last rose on Facebook, uops! A fitting ending to the worst bachelor season EVER!
