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BREAKING NEWS: Celebrities are only human!
There are people who have nothing more important than to know if Kader Loth has new breasts again, when Micaela Schäfer returns to reality TV and whether Cora Schumacher has overcome the separation from Ralf.
And then there are people who hear all about these ' celebrities' and think, Who? What? Huh? Often followed by one (or more) THESE 14 thoughts:
1. No, it is NOT a sensation that someone, eg Heidi Klum, gets another child! And NO, this is NOT your new sibling!
2. Yes, you can only congratulate Helene Fischer for her professional success! The same applies to Lischen Müller, Erika Mustermann and Sabine Schmidt, who may lead a school, run a business or manage their jobs and family.
3. Yes, it is sad (or not) that the Effenbergs have split up (or not). But believe me: this circumstance will NOT affect YOUR life - I promise!
4. Jenny Elvers has a drug problem? That is sad - and you are NOTHING! It's her PRIVATE problem, not yours! We should wish her a good recovery, instead of keeping it on the camera!
5. It is nice, however, that Lilly and Boris Becker are happy together. That's the ABSOLUTE MADNESS, may you think now! News for you: Being happy in a relationship should be normal. And since when do 'normal' things go through as news ?!
6. Verona Poth has decreased, increased and then decreased again? What the hell is Daran extraordinary? Do non-celebrities have no figure problems ?!
7. Buying a (too) expensive bag just because Mirja du Mont also wears this bag will not make you more like this woman nor will it rub off your life on yours. Let it be and go eat an ice cream!
8. Taking pictures of David Garrett being kissed, Michelle Hunziker lying in the sun, or Nena taking a walk should NOT bring more money than a full-time job as an educator in a daycare center.
9. TV shows that only cover what Lena Gercke eats, who Dieter Bohlen insults or Daniela Katzenberger taunts will NOT change the world! (No, not even if Bohlen the Katzenberger teaches singing and the Gercke increases 50 kilos).
10. If Giulia Siegel and ' Naddel ' quarrel, that's just a fight, not an end of the world. It will neither trigger World War III nor bring world peace - REALLY NOT!
11. No, a new haircut, a dress worn several times or a missed make-up is NOT a breaking news, dear Frauke Ludowig !
12. And no, it is NOT a worthwhile achievement to know the names and birthdays of all Til Schweiger children! (And no, not even all Wollny members!)
13. And yes, it is Sylvie's decision alone on which type of man she leaves and with whom she meets and when. Just be glad that no photos of YOU are circulating through the media with your (ex-) lovers.
14. And yeah, Stefan Raab is doing the BEST what you can do as a celebrity : He shuts off any gossip! Chapeau!
