Papa Secrets: We have always thought that our men and children are only nonsense when we are not there. Here is the proof!
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- 1. Ice, Ice, Baby
- 2. Drink like dad
- 3. Not as strict as I thought
- 4.Schimpfwörter flatrate
- 5. The really important things in life
Somehow we've always thought so: As wide as our little kids after a little bit of common daddy time grinning over the face, but something must be lazy about the matter. Especially since we also remember very well how it used to be, when Mama was not there: Papa Nutella breads got smeared and the favorite animated series was allowed, of course with the complicit announcement: "But Psst ... Do not tell Mama! " No, boss, alright!
That this is no different today and daddy plus offspring are still just nonsense, as soon as mom is out of sight, shows this sweet Reddit thread in which papas confess what they do everything "forbidden". You see our favorites here - but psst ... do not tell anyone!
1. Ice, Ice, Baby
"One night, when I was taking care of our 4-year-old daughter, I was eating ice cream out of the pack when the kid came down the stairs and" caught "me in the act, so I gave her a very small amount. after she promised not to tell her mom. "
2. Drink like dad
"The following situation: I am at home, mom is at work, taking care of our 2 year old daughter and drinking a beer, I put it on the dresser because I have to go to the bathroom and when I come back, my daughter is there He takes a long sip of his beer - and luckily spits it out right away - she does not like the taste, but I'd rather not tell her mom about it. "
3. Not as strict as I thought
"When I was a kid, my dad once had to pick me up at the school office for beating me up with another boy, we were sitting in the office and I was scared when my dad came, but then he defended me from the boy Director When we came out of the office, I was still very sad because the director had scolded me like that, so Dad drove me to the park and we played, but when we got home in the evening, I had to be mom tell me that he had been very strict with me. "
4.Schimpfwörter flatrate
"My nine-year-old daughter and I were watching Gods of Egypt together because my wife was not there, so our daughter asked 'Daddy, can I say bad words while we watch the movie? I agreed, because I was expecting only a 'crap', but that was not the case - pretty much every word was' fucking ', for example:' why do not the fucking guy use his fucking wings, to fly there for fucking? " The first time she looked at me guiltily and I was horrified. She found that funny. But after the movie was over again with the bad words. "
5. The really important things in life
I've given them to my daughter and explained how they work, and because learning-by-doing is still the best way to learn, we've been running and practicing all day . "
