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Why would you prefer to sit on plane or train
If you have holidays, you want to really take a break from everyday life. Only where and how? For close targets, we often get into the car - not a good idea! Why you should better sit on plane or train and should not go by car on vacation , we reveal here!
1. We look forward to a room with a view for weeks, now we stare for hours at the "mine is 20 meters long" sticker on the truck in front of us.
2. He thinks we are exaggerating. But we know the woman in the sat nav wants to destroy our relationship.
3. Constantly the Gemaule: "Are we soon there, I'm bad, I have to go." How should that be until we have children?
4. Ever since Burt Reynolds in "A Cooked Up Badass", we've never again found a sexy man with a mustache leaning out of his cab and smirking.
5. And we do not have men in uniforms on motorbikes either. Were we really that fast?
6. As long as they do not relocate the Maldives to the Kamener Kreuz, they fly.
7. Sani FAIR? What should be fair, if you have to wait for half an hour at the checkout to have a bill changed into coins?
8. "No, dear, Lake Garda was really last year, this year we have the campsite near Siena."
9. "... and slow-moving traffic, waiting periods of up to four hours at the border crossing."
10. There are better ways to start a vacation than with a huge circle of sticky car seat sweat in the back ... and a little deeper.
11. Apart from Italian car grills, eating at rest stops is even worse than what is done in airplanes.
12. "And in the next hour on Radio Sunshine, the only broadcaster in the region: the big Rammstein Special and the funny Baby Super-Heinzi with his phone strokes."
13. If you can neither sleep nor get drunk, then such a journey takes forever!
14. On the highway it could be so nice - if the insane in the other cars would not be.
15. Would not one have been able to build a third lane with the money with which dreary middle-class cities can claim their own?
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