From now on, every month at this place you will find a conversation between Max and Jakob *. The Principle: We give the buddies a cue and tell them what they think about it. And we learn something. This time over: Dic Pics.
Jakob: Have you ever sent a picture of your penis, Max?
Max: No, but I believe that there is no specific type for it. Only one thing all senders have in common: they weigh in deceptive security, because her head is not in the picture.
Jakob: A bit naive in times of the "Google-Octopus", but good.
Max: The penis have probably stopped at a young age. In the time when they were playing non-stop with their thing. Those think: Great, you can now continue to operate on the social networks with viewers.
Jakob: They probably got stuck in their last porn, which they watch in parallel. For some men, sending penis images is likely like a handshake. Or maybe a kind of reservation message: "She's mine!"
Max: I think for guys it's just awesome to know that the woman has opened the picture and is now confronted with the penis. They are too self-absorbed: Of course, if they were to get a nude picture of the woman, of course, she would make it hot.
Jakob: But imagine it from a woman's perspective: How do you write a guy "Hello, how are you?" - and suddenly a penis picture comes out of the blue.
Max: As a recipient, you will be irritated, because you do not know: where to put it? Certainly not in your own vagina.
Jakob: Most penises are not a nice sight. This is simply a flap of skin, which then finds the digital way to the woman.
Max: But I think that Dick Pic senders are very convinced of their penises and believe they have something very beautiful to offer the women's world.
Jakob: Yeah, well, but the reality comparison comes at the latest with the woman who then sees. Some Prolos feel so horny when they drive a totally ugly sports car, and it is still an ugly sports car.
Max: For me, Dick Pics are okay in only one situation: the woman is all about sex, and there was a kind of unique WhatsApp foreplay. If the guy then sends a picture of his salmon, that might work. But a woman who expects something else besides sex and is not ready to bang some dumbbread, will be turned off immediately.
Jakob: But even if the penis image is a reaction to previous sexting, is not the stimulus gone too? Like a present that you already get unpacked?
Max: I just believe that sending a dick pics to men is like premature ejaculation, they just can not control it.
Jakob: Exhibitionism 2.0.
Max: The best answer for a woman is to send a penis image directly back in order to cause confusion.
Jakob: ... with the words "En garde!" Dick Fight. Or the woman answers the guy: "What is it? Looks like a penis - just smaller!"
* Fancy more male views? In her podcast 'Best Friends', Max and Jakob talk about arguments in the relationship, potency problems, and, look, even feelings. Listening to Spotify, iTunes, Deezer and YouTube. The two also wrote a book: Best Friends. When men talk about women, sex and the meaning of life.
