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A student from the US was looking for the guy for life on the Internet. The only condition: He should earn more than $ 500, 000 a year. The peppery response of a rich man was not long in coming.
"How do you fool a millionaire?", In the Hollywood movie of 1953, Marilyn Monrie asked himself this question. And she still seems to be up to date. But today you are no longer looking for stiff dinner parties, but on the Internet. The US site worthytoshare.net reports on a particularly bizarre online dating story. Here is a report about a young, pretty student from the USA, who is looking for a man in the forum of a dating portal. Prerequisite: a bulging bank account.
Your request ...
"I want to be honest with you, this year I'll be 25. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste, I want to marry a guy with an annual salary of $ 500, 000 or more, you could say I'm greedy, but even an annual salary of $ 1 million in New York just enough for the upper middle class in terms of income.
My requirements are not that high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an annual income of $ 500, 000? Are you all already married? What I want to know is: what do I have to do to marry a rich person like you?
Among those I've dated so far, the Wealthiest had an annual income of $ 250, 000 and this seems to be my highest limit. However, if someone wants to move to a residential area like New York City Garden (?), An annual income of $ 250, 000 is simply not enough.
So I just want to ask a few modest questions:
1. Where do the richest bachelors hang out? (Please specify the names and addresses of bars, restaurants, gyms)
2. Which age group should I focus on?
3. Why do the wives of rich men always look so average? I've met some women who do not look good and are uninteresting, but they're married to rich types.
4. According to which criteria does a man decide who he wants to marry and which woman will simply become his girlfriend? (My goal is to marry)
Your Ms. Pretty "
After a short time, a man who exactly corresponds to their prey scheme - the head of the US bank JPMorgan. But his answer was:
"Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your request with the greatest interest. I assume there are many girls who have questions similar to yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $ 500, 000, which certainly meets your requirement. So I hope everyone believes that I do not waste your time here. But from the point of view of a businessman it would be a bad decision to marry you. Why? The answer is very simple, so please let me explain.
By putting aside the details of what you are trying to do is a barter - "beauty" versus "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it. However, there is an essential problem. Your beauty will wither, but my money will not be gone for good reason. The fact is, my income could rise from year to year, but you can not get prettier from year to year.
So from a macroeconomic point of view, I am a rising investment, while your beauty, and thus its only value to you, decreases over time. It is not just a normal loss of value, but an exponential loss. If your beauty is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. Their beauty is thus no more than a performance-related depreciation based on the useful life, ignoring the memory value.
The rules we use on Wall Street mean that every trade has a trading position. A date with you is therefore also a trade. If the trade value of the trade falls, we will sell the position because keeping a falling position in the long run is not a good idea - the same applies to the marriage you desire. It sounds cruel to say so, but sooner or later the wisest thing is to either immediately sell any position with a high probability of a large loss of value or 'lease it' for a short time at most.
Someone with an annual income of more than $ 500, 000 is no fool, so we would go out with you, but not marry you. I'd advise you to let them look for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, better try to become the rich person you are so anxious to find. You have better chances than to find a rich fool.
I hope this answer is helpful.
JP Morgan, CEO "
Whether the story of Ms. Pretty and her failed online dating attempt is true, remains open. For years, this and similar correspondence circulating in the network. Some even show photos of the supposed "Ms. Pretty". The original version is said to have been published on the US site "Craig's List". If there is something in it? No idea! But the story has a high entertainment value anyway!
