Mom tears open the cereal bar wrap too much, sits on the fancy friend, cuts the sandwich into triangles ... This funny list for howling reasons in just ONE day is funnily funny!
The life of Jenna Gallina's three-year-old daughter is really hard. Mama is always doing everything wrong! Since you can only freak out. Even 44 times in just one day!
On the blog babyology.com, Jenna Gallina published a list of the 44 "naturally perfectly reasonable" reasons why her three-year-old daughter went to bed in one day.
That children in the defiance phase, the nine out of ten children between one and a half and three years undergo strange reasons to dislike their food, we know since this article at the latest ... And that children can sometimes be pretty mean by simply only telling the truth, we also know. But in this list Jenna shows no thematic assignments. It shows us the unfiltered truth. 44 reasons why her daughter took off in one day.
Jenna herself writes "Yeah, all these crannies happened within 24 hours, I wish I was exaggerating ..." Every time her daughter moaned that day, screamed, kicked her, or drummed her feet on the floor she wrote, why.
It was probably an incredibly busy day for Jenna. For us, this list is just hilarious!
"My daughter found 44 problems worth crying about, and almost half of them were before 9am:
1. She wanted to wear her Elsa shirt (which was in the dirty laundry).
2. She put her underwear in the wrong way.
3. I did the wrong episode of "Emily Strawberry".
4. I did not bring her breakfast fast enough.
5. She did not want cereal, she wanted oatmeal.
6. I gave her the wrong bowl for her oatmeal. She wanted the bowl where she had not eaten cereal.
7. She spilled oatmeal on her knee.
8. She wanted the little spoon.
9. I gave her the yellow, instead of the pink blanket.
10. She wanted to wear her Elsa dress, not her Elsa shirt.
11. Today is not her birthday.
12. Your belt in the car felt weird.
13. Her brother looked at her in the car.
14. The cat did not let her raise his tail.
15. She did not get her cereal bar.
16. I've opened her cereal bar too far.
17. Her granola bar broke into two pieces.
18. When coloring, I used the wrong blue for Cinderella's dress.
19. I sat on her invisible friend.
20. She put her shoes the wrong way round.
21. "Peppa Wutz" ended.
22. I cut her bread into triangles.
23. I cut her second bread into squares.
24. I did not allow her to play in the car.
25. I suggested taking a nap.
26. She dropped her hat on the street.
27. I did not answer her phone.
28. I sat on the wrong side of the sofa.
29. It started to rain.
30. I had to have dinner.
31. Her brother talked to her.
32. She spilled her water.
33. I used the red cloth to clean it up. I should take the fuchsia.
34. I took a shower without her.
35. I helped her brother with his homework.
36. She has lost her doll's pink shoe.
37. I wanted her to bathe.
38. I wanted her out of the bathroom.
39. The towel was scratchy.
40. Her brother was wearing his pajamas faster than she did.
41. I've flipped the page of her bedtime story wrong.
42. Her teddy fell out of bed.
43. I did not tickle her arm properly.
44. I yawned. "
Finally, Jenna recalls, "The next time your little kid screams for unfair reasons, remember that there are plenty of mothers and fathers in the world whose children are in the tiring defiance phase . You are not alone!
But even if the next day is similarly exhausting, when the little tormentor comes, cuddles, kisses his mother or father and says "I love you", it's worth it.
