Women in their late twenties
Women in their late twenties are strange creatures. That's not to say they're weirder than women in their early twenties.
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1. When they want children, they ask themselves, "Am I really ready for it?"
2. If you do not want children, ask yourself: "Should not I slowly be ready for it?"
3. If they have children, they think: "Wuaaaaaah, I am mother ???? !!!!! Crazy. "
4. At the end of the twentieth, many things are still possible, and by the end of twenty many things are possible. Some still study, do an internship, live in a shared flat. Others are bosses, have four children, live in a cottage in the countryside. Both are great - but both feel kind of weird.
5. If you win them, they are offended.
6. If you do it, too.
7. They are pretty sure that they could celebrate the nights at least as wildly and willelessly as they used to - but somehow there is never any chance to try it out.
8. They think about things they once only knew from sitcoms. Social freezing. Anti aging. Call screening. Dinner canceling. And some of them do it too.
9. They are pretty sure that with a bit of sport and a little more conscious diet they could easily regain their figure in their early twenties. But somehow there is never an opportunity to try it out.
10. They like to tell that they are now attending a yoga class (the more dynamic are Pilates). But they conceal that they were only there twice. (Exactly: one and a half times, the second time they had to go to the bathroom and then they did not dare ...)
11. They claim that yoga (and Pilates) is great at home. They conceal that they have done so only twice before. (More precisely, two sun salutations.)
12. You are starting to have some money in the bank - but absolutely no plan what to do with it.
13. They would like to travel, preferably before they are 30 (because: who knows if life is not over after that). But then the holiday is enough for only two weeks in Italy.
